The Naked Heroes: heavy like a ten pound baby.

Who are you wearing (or not wearing)?

It puts the lotion in the basket…

What would be your strategy to win a guitar battle with Satan?

Satan can’t really play, he’s all smoke and mirrors.

What’s the worst thing about bass players?

What’s a bass player?

Why is Dean Rispler so awesome?

The dude can shit his pants on a boat in the middle of Portugal, toss his dirty skivvies in to the woods and carry on like it’s no big deal. Total pro.

What happened to the 100th diamond?

It’s in Merica’s hair somewhere.

Who has the best hair in the band?

Levon Helm.

Best way to take a knee?
Suck in your gut and go down like you’re about to be knighted.

What’s your groupie-scaring-away strategy? And who has to fight off more groupies?
Usually one of us has a pretty substantial herpes breakout on our mouth or genitals. People keep a healthy distance.

If you could have any superhero power, what would it be?
We have them all.

Who is the Naked Heroes’ nemesis?
Nah, we don’t have a nemesis.
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