Teledrome: Here are Ryan’s boring answers.
Who are you?
I am Teledrome, but you can call me Ryan.
Who are you wearing?
Well, I don’t know the designer’s name but I’m wearing a black Fruit of the Loom t-shirt.
Favorite Cronenberg movie?
That’s easy, Scanners.
Favorite Devo song?
Would you prefer to open for Screamers back in the day or tour with the actual line up of Devo?
I would love to open up for Screamers because The Units might be on the bill too, and they’re my favorite.
What do you see with your double vision?
It’s just like normal life but twice as much.
Is having double vision better than having 96 tears in your 96 eyes?
I don’t mind a good cry once in a while.
Favorite character in the Bible?
God for the Old Testament, and Jesus for the New Testament.
What is the best telephone prank you’ve ever done?
The best ones are when you call an escort service and make bizarre requests. They usually hang up, and it’s harmless fun.
What is your message for the kids?
Don’t watch TV in the dark. Watching TV in the dark will ruin your eyesight.
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