King Salami and The Cumberland 3: I smell a rat, baby!
Who are you?
King Salami & the Cumberland Three are:
PEPE RONNIE: guitar.
KAMIKAZE UT VINCENT: bass.
CHUCHI SOBRASADA: sax.
KING SALAMI: throat.
ERIC BACONSTRIP: drums.
Who are you wearing?
PEPE RONNIE: No underpants.
ERIC BACONSTRIP: Pepe Ronnie’s underpants.
KAMIKAZE UT VINCENT: Thrift store clothes.
CHUCHI SOBRASADA: Always naked.
Tell us a joke beginning with: one Japanese, one French, one Caribbean and one Spanish guy enter a bar….
The barman says: “Is this a joke?”
Would you prefer to have Bo Diddley or Screaming Jay Hawkins in your band?
ERIC BACONSTRIP: Screamin’ Jay Hawkins with a square guitar.
PEPE RONNIE: Bo Diddley. Less screamin’.
KAMIKAZE UT VINCENT: Deffo BoDiddley. Cuz his guitar is a cool shape!
CHUCHI SOBRASADA: Bo Hawkin.
What country has the best dancers?
KAMIKAZE UT VINCENT: Russia.
PEPE RONNIE: Scotland.
What is the official sandwich of King Salami and The Cumberland 3?
Bombay Roll!
Are you vegetarian?
Pepe is, but like a recovering alcoholic he falls off the wagon sometimes.
What do you do when you see a rat?
Smell it!
Would you prefer to have Malcom McLaren, Kim Fowley or Bernie Rhodes as a manager?
PEPE RONNIE: None! All for different reasons, but Bernie Rhodes may have been the most bearable.
KAMIKAZE UT VINCENT: Malcom McLaren. He would give us nice bondage clothes.
What’s your message to the kids?
Stop playing with your food. Eat properly.
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